I coached Jackson for the Culver City Easter Egg Hunt like I was Haymitch preparing Katniss for the Hunger Games. "OK, when it's time to go, ignore the low-hanging fruit right in front of you. Every little kid is going to go for those eggs, and you won't want to get caught up in that scrum. I want you to run for those trees, as fast as you can go, and don't look back. Show me how fast a two-year-old can run, OK?!" And then I realized I sounded INSANE so I stopped talking.
The kid did fine for himself, as you can see above!