Thursday, August 10, 2006

If I had a personal assistant as well as a totally different personality, one of my assistant's jobs would be to pick the potatoes out of my vegetarian chili. And then I would yell at her when she messed up, just so I could pretend I was a supervillain and speak the immortal supervillain line, "Do I have to everything myself?!" [Shakes fist at sky.]

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