As part of my new enterprise ("Don't be helpless. Don't enjoy being a victim.") I decided I have to do something about the Supermodel's natter and babble. So, loins girded, I decided the most "aggressive" way to do this (my aggressive scale is small), would be to reply to every boring-ass thing says with something equally pointless. This morning, she told me that (a) she had cleared out her email last night, and described the voice-mail-to-email process in great detail, and then (b) filled me in on how she got a new light switch. And the whole time I was going, "What similar thing do I have to say?" And hell, I cleared out my inbox last night too, and I used my new Dustbuster this morning. But those things are so mundane I couldn't get the words out of my mouth, even in revenge. :) I'm going to try again, and see what happens. After that, I have to consider a Plan B, which could plausibly be confronting her, but that's pretty far afield from my usual behaviors. "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU NINNY!!" is gonna sound mean.