In the interests of keeping the world fully apprised of celebrity doings, several friends and I compiled a list of every famous person we saw at the Fahrenheit 9/11 premiere, plus a few we read about in news reports (thank you kindly ticket guru, note taker Amy, Variety, L.A. Times, Rush and Molloy by way of Salon.com, and, uh, the Academy?). Not including usual suspects like Harvey and Moore.

SCREENING 1 at the Acad Theater

Drew Barrymore (E.T.)
Michael Bay (devil's spawn, friend of Jerry)
Josh Brolin
Larry David
Ellen DeGeneres and anonymous girlfriend
Danny DeVito and Rhea Pearlman (Danny & Lisa Kudrow [see below] were chatty)
David Duchovny and Bony Tea Leoni
Nora Ephron
Jodie Foster
Troy Garity (Hayden + Fonda =; white guy in Barbershop)
Melissa George (hot Australian chick from Alias)
Sara Gilbert (sister of Melissa, Roseanne)
Tom Hayden (supreme soviet of the people's republic of santa monica)
Peter Horton (late of thirtysomething and Michelle Pfeiffer)
Arianna Huffington (tall!)
Spike Jonze
Lisa Kudrow (with fabulous new brown bob!) and husband
Diane Lane
Norman Lear
Kelly Lynch (tall! but you knew that!)
Camryn Manheim (chatting with Gilbert, see above)
Michael Mann
Leonard Maltin (and what appeared to be a movie critics posse)
Viggo Mortensen (mmm...Viggo...)
Julia Ormond (preggers!)
Sharon and Kelly and Jack Osbourne
Rob Reiner (chatty with Meg at afterparty)
Gary Ross (Seabiscuit director, looks disturbingly like James Brolin)
Meg Ryan (still awesomely cute, but needs to start taking Diane Keaton's jobs)
Tom Shadyac (Bruce Almighty director, has unnatural fondness for bucket hats)
Martin Sheen (Hollywood's POTUS, with krazy hair)
John Singleton (sitting down in front)
LeeLee Sobieski (more with the tall!)
Aaron Sorkin (Oh, Aaron. Aaron, Aaron, Aaron--what are we going to do with you?)
Gregory Smith (Ephram Brown on Everwood, slunk into the afterparty)
Kevin Smith (dude!)
Marisa Tomei (foxy!)
Mark Wahlberg (Mark, your mother called. She wants you to sit up straight.)
Ed Zwick (Once & Again, Legends of the Fall director)
& a guy who looked suspiciously like Leo's dad, George

SCREENING 2 at Laemelle's (sp?) across the street

Jessica Alba (foxy!)
Wes Anderson (director, Rushmore)
Jack Black (It must be nice being Jack Black--you never have to wash your hair.)
Leonardo DiCaprio (See above, re Jack Black)
Billy Crystal
Orlando Jones (apparently with an entourage far out of proportion to his actual fame)
Ashton Kutcher
Bill Maher (with an iman/beverly johnson-lookin' chick)
Demi Moore (allegedly with Kabbalah dude in tow)
Catherine O'Hara
Matthew Perry
Chris Rock (signed autograph for a fan, just in case you judge celeb decency by that kind of thing)
Sharon Stone
Ben Stiller & Christine Taylor
Patrick Whitesell (Matt & Ben's frighteningly-white-toothed agent)