I think I'm addicted to my boyfriend. Seriously. I've never done this before and I'm not very skilled at maintaining a safe distance while still being intimate and involved and stuff. You know how in Two Weeks Notice Hugh Grant's all, "I can't make a decision without finding out your opinion first!" I'm possibly getting like that, and I don't even need to know what he thinks, I just really want to review everything that's going on with me with him. And like, I want to quit my job and follow him around. Everywhere. All the time. "Don't mind me. I'll be over here reading a magazine." Seriously, we wouldn't have to talk, I would just want to go with him when he gets a haircut or buys new shoelaces, and just, like, be there to drive off sketchy single mothers who are trying to hit on him.

Also, I can't figure out if L.R. is pregnant or not and it's driving me crazy!

Jon Stewart's ('84) Commencement Address

bantam-wit

I'm sicking of people lying and saying they love reading the Corrections section of the New York Times.

Fametracker :: The Fame Audit :: Hugh Jackman: "(Incidentally, Ashley Judd? Yeah. The goodwill from Ruby In Paradise has just about dried up, and it's time to go get a TV show where you play a crusading defense attorney or something, because all you're doing now is bringing everybody else down with you.) "

Wrod.

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I have had it up to here with people who don't know how to use their computers. Get onboard already! It's been 25 years. They're here, they're queer, get used to it! GAAHH!